For many of us there comes a time when we want to delete one or more of our various social media accounts. In some cases, this is as easy as using the account deletion option within the social media site itself. Other social networks are so interlinked (hello, Facebook) that simply deleting your account doesn’t delete all of the traces of your existence. Photos, comments, and Lord only knows what else is left behind. For those sites, it helps to have a little web Morgantaler help.

Web 20.0 Suicide

Liberate your newbie friends with a Web2.0 suicide! This machine lets you delete all your energy sucking social-networking profiles, kill your fake virtual friends, and completely do away with your Web2.0 alterego.

Web Suicide will assist you in completely and utterly wiping out your Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and MySpace accounts. The site suggest it takes about 10 hours to do this manually and about 52 minutes to do it with the Suicide Machine.

Ironically, Facebook is currently blocking the Suicide Machine’s IP so at the moment, it is unable to obliterate Facebook accounts. I have to wonder – why is Facebook run by such a terrified gabble of little girls? Honestly, Zuckerberg and his sorority are so gorged with Twitter envy that they are unable to see how the rest of the work perceives them. But I digress…

TwitWipe

Another great tool which I have used in the past is TwitWipe. Instead of deleting your entire account, TwitWipe just deletes all the tweets in your account and leaves your account active. This is a great tool if you want to re-purpose your existing Twitter account and need to get rid of all your old tweets.

What else is out there, folks? These suicide services are either well-kept secrets or there’s a huge market to be filled.

Related articles by Zemanta

• Wipe The Slate Clean For 2010, Commit Web 2.0 Suicide (techcrunch.com)
• Obama Warns: Facebook is a BIG BAD Wolf! [video] (thoughtpick.com)
• Web 2.0 Suicide Machine brings sweet, final relief from social networks (venturebeat.com)

Tags: Facebook, lazy, LinkedIn, MySpace, Twitter

Some related posts:

• January 9, 2010 -- Steal Your Power Point Presentations with Slidefinder! (0)
• April 14, 2009 -- Siyonara Facebook (0)